The airlines have found a way to get passengers off an airplane faster. Seems they just need to release a rabid badger in the back, and passengers will run out the front. Simple and effective.
The hardest passwords are the ones that include things that are important to her, and he has no clue.
It’s hard to trust anyone. Except for a fat, fluffy baby duck who thinks he’s a dog. That guy is totally legit. via Sebastien Millon
I know they mix a lot of breeds anymore, but I have yet to see one as cute as the Tiger Dog. Granted, he’s not real either, but he’s adorable!
It’s a tough call, and you really can’t go wrong with diamonds or chocolate. Better yet why not go with both?!
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
There’s nothing like a cat. They have all the confidence in the world. They’re cunning & clumsy at the same time. Plus they don’t give a shit about you most of the time. Unless they’re hungry or want to be petted. Then you better be ready to listen! Love those little fur balls!
Want to make a cool Easter cake but don’t want to design a bunny? Simple. Fill it with carrots! Bonus points if it’s carrot cake. via cake central
In a relationship, sometimes you gotta just give in so you can be happy. Happy or right. Pick one. If you pick wrong, you’ll know.
