Come To The Dark Side. We Have Coffee.
They say that once you go to the dark side and start drinking coffee, you never come back.
Some Angels Are Devils In Disguise.
Not you though. You don’t even need a disguise. I can see right through you.
Winter is still here. It’s cool though. We’ll get through it.
Even though winter seems to keep going on and on and on, the truth of the matter is that we’re on the end run. Keep cool and remain calm. Before you know it spring will be here.
Grumpy Cat Can’t See The Love, But Loves Fire.
So much love… for someone else. For me, I’m cold. So cold I started a fire. In your backyard. Feel the warmth yet?
You know why the cold is great? This is why.
If it’s cold, you can just keep putting on more and more layers. Eventually you’ll be warm and comfy. If it’s hot, you can only take off so many before it becomes illegal. Even naked, you can still be way to hot.
Admit It, You Love Him For His Man Parts
Lets not go denying it, his man parts are pretty great. I bet even he thinks so.
Even Though You Have Selective Hearing, I Still Love You
Tell your special someone this Valentines Day that even though they’re not perfect, and you are, that you still love them. Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have selective hearing I still love you
Roses are red, and sometimes they’re thorny. When you’re not with me, I get really…
I get kind of corny. What were you thinking? Oh… I know what you were thinking. Shame on you.
V is for Vodka
Who needs Valentines Day when you have vodka?! It’s way more powerful than beer goggles and, if you drink too much, you’ll forget Valentines completely.