Who needs a man? Chocolate can’t get you pregnant.
No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.
Keep Ca… Why Is The Rum Gone?
There are times to be calm and times to freak out. I think it’s about time we freaked out!
Signs of spring! I see a Robin.
See Robin? Seem him there behind that tree? It’s a sure sign of spring when he comes creeping into the neighborhood. That and you may have a crime problem in the neighborhood. via bizarrocomics
Hot Damn. It’s Cake!
It’s always a good time when you have cake. It’s great at parties, work events, or even just at home by yourself. Who wants some cake?!
Why should I be concerned about gaining weight?
My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth luxurious ride.
Are you sleeping at work or praying?
If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.
It’s Go Time. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Lizard. Spock.
Careful. It’s about to get real up in here. It’s decision time. via wirdou.com
I’m Patrick. It’s My Day. Lets Party.
I’m glad you’re all celebrating me today. All the patrick’s around the world just want to party; with you.
Have you ever seen a leprechaun puking a rainbow on a unicorn?
Break out the green beer, leprechauns, and swearing as it’s St. Patrick’s day! Drink till you turn green and puke rainbows onto unicorns.