Iowa Has Fluffy Cows
Did you know that they have fluffy cows in Iowa? They are especially created by mixing high quality breeds. They just look so cute? I wanna hug one.
Is Monday depressing? Or is my life depressing?
Let’s joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. Wait a minute…. are you saying my whole life is depressing? Awwww man. I need a drink.
Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe?
You know that refrigerator is always calling your name. Ready to give you some sort of snack at any moment. It’s like your best friend and worst enemy.
Painter. Writer. Drawer. – One is not like the other.
Something tells me the whoever drew this may not have thought this through completely. Or they don’t like drawers. via ilovedoodle
I’m stuck in the 90s and you’re totally jealous.
What’s so great about the 90s? Everything! We had N’Sync, Spice Girls, Pinky and the Brain, Rocko’s Modern Life, Saved by the Bell, digital pets, and 56k internet just to name a few. Ahh… the good old days.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
And the more drinks I have, the less I have feelings. It’s a win win.
Freaky! Put a head, in a jar, in the fridge.
April Fools may only come once a year, but this prank is good anytime. It’s absolutely freaking scary and yet safe and cheap.
