All American Advice from Superman
When Super Heroes give you advice, it’s a good idea to listen. America is great because we’re made up of many different people.
When Super Heroes give you advice, it’s a good idea to listen. America is great because we’re made up of many different people.
Everyone likes turkey, even turkeys. That’s why we celebrate and eat and be happy on Thanksgiving. Ok, maybe those things don’t necessarily go together but lets just say it works. Also, is that turkey a pirate? via jimbenton.com
You know how we trace our hand to make a turkey? Well, they can trace their feathers and make a person. Dang!! via speedbump
You get what you pay for right? If so, this $123k turkey better be amazing! This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful I don’t have to buy this turkey.
The things I find funny are somewhere between things that shouldn’t be joked about and things you’ll go to hell for sharing. Oh well, it’ll be fun while it lasts.
Are we evolving into zombies? Some would say yes! So be sure to keep an eye out as you never know what the guy in front of you is going to do. Maybe eat your brains!
I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com
With eye potato, ear of corn, and head of lettuce, vegan witches are the worst. They’re scary, but for all the wrong reasons. via comics.com
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.