A quick list of relationshop killers.
Sometimes it’s not just you, but rather who you are or what you did. Ohh wait, that’s still you.
Who wants a box of sugar frosted kids?
It’s all new, it’s all the rage and it’s sugar frosted and crunchier! Comes with an explosive kid offer as well. This cereal can’t be beat.
It’s true. All the smart nice handsome men are gay.
Sorry women, you’ll need to settle with a man who is a little less than perfect. *Not valid in all 50 states. Some exclusions may apply. See man for details even though he’ll probably just lie to get in your pants.
Whenever you feel worthless remember that you were once the quickest.
At one point and time you were the best of the best. Don’t you feel better yet?
I’m a coffee filter. Coffee Goes In. Sarcasm Comes Out.
And if you bother me before I have had coffee, than I’m probably a jerk.
The most lifelike dead animals around.
Is that an antelope driving a car? There’s a bear in my bed!
Fantasy Football is just like Dungeons & Dragons
Believe it or not, they’re pretty similar. It just depends on what you find more interesting.
