Are you prepared for a shit storm?
Some days things go well, other days shit falls from the sky like rain. Do you have an umbrella handy?
Life Instructions – How to be happy.
Have Fun. Do not hurt people. Do not accept defeat. Strive to be happy!
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
I was going to say fresh squeezed orange juice puke but that just sounds nasty.
Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.
Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.
We’d be screwed if there were Jamaican zombies.
No matter how fast you were, they’d still run you down.
Animals reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box.
It’s not just a box, it’s a sensory experience, or food, or maybe something completely different.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.
Being unique is awesome, but if you’re uniqueness makes you lazy and/or mean, then you suck.
Are you a protester? Because you’ve been occupying my mind all day long.
With this pickup line, you look smart and lame at the same time. via (endlessorigami)