It’s back to school time! Hope your pubic education pays off.
This is why you don’t cut school funding.
When S and T Meet They Say Hi
It’s always a good idea to say Hi to people. You never know, you just may make someone’s day.
Different ways to become a zombie.
It’s a rough world out there and you have to be careful not to become a zombie. Sadly, you’ve probably already been infected.
Life’s a bitch. ‘Cause if it was a slut it’d be easy.
Now embrace your inner bitch and have a good time.
Candy Bar’s Real Names
We all know Milk Duds, Starbursts and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, but that’s not their real names. Wouldn’t you agree?
When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila!
Screw the lemonade, we need something stronger. Something that takes those worries and shoves them down so far that you won’t remember them until you puke them back up in the morning.
Church mice want to talk to you about cheeses.
Don’t worry, it won’t take up much of your time, but they will try to make you feel bad.
