I’m not sure if the stories below are true, but they could be. Some people are just stupid enough that it wouldn’t surprise me if these really happened.
The Local Swingers Club Was a Little Disappointing
When I heard about the local swingers club, I was pretty interested. Turns out, it’s not quite what I thought it was. However, swings are fun. Hold my drink. Weeeeee. via minimumble.com
Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. NO WE WON’T
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
Caffeine Powers Activate!
Believe it or not, coffee is a super power. Without coffee, I’m not good to be around. With coffee, I get shit done and I’m nice to talk to.
There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road.
Who doesn’t love sporks! Unless they’re in the road. Then what do you do? Why do sporks confuse people so? I guess we love them as long as we don’t have to deal with them.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
You know who I’m talking about. We all know someone like that. 🙂
That Moment When You Talk to Yourself and Just Start Smiling Like an Idiot…
… because you’re just so hilarious. You know it happens. 🙂
