Have a Christmas
Some times you can’t get merry and bright so this is all you get. Have a Christmas.
Cigarettes Will Kill You
They may look cool and harmless, but they’re really just expensive killers.
Map of Thanksgiving Dinner
It’s always best to map out your Thanksgiving dinner. You need to know how to navigate cranberry sauce bog, climb sweet potato peak, and forge through the casserole wilderness. Thanksgiving can be an adventure. Are you ready?
The League of Regrettable Superheroes
Ever think that that superheros are awesome? Well, not all of them. Some of them are not so talented. This is The League of Regrettable Superheroes. These are real, failed superheros. For example, Dr Hormone.
Kitten Ice Cube Tray
Got a friend who likes cats? Get them a cat ice cube tray that makes kittens. It’s one way to continuously adopt a kitten without having a house full of fur. Just be careful as they disappear quickly.
Earth People Are Weird
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
Beer Belly Fanny Pack
Looking for a gift that is sure to bring a good laugh or a WTF to a family member? Get them a beer belly fanny pack. They look a little too realistic, but you can also hold a beer in there so that’s pretty handy.
US Oh Whatever
Some people fine it difficult to understand where all the states are. Or any state really. There’s just regions and even those aren’t even accurate. Whatever works I guess.
Trick or Treat or Apple Pay, Google Wallet, or PayPal
Kids are so technical these days. Don’t have candy? No problem. They’ll accept any form of payment. They’re just trying to make it easy on you.
Halloween – It all starts with a kiss.
Halloween is great. You start by eating just one piece, then, before you know it, you’ve eaten your weight in candy. You regret it, yet you don’t. Indulge. via pleated-jeans