Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Now matter how you look at it, atoms make up everything. Can they be trusted? Should they be trusted?! Course, we can’t just get rid of them.
Random Fun
When popcorn gets hot flashes, they get fat.
One day your body is smooth, sexy, and slim. But then comes a hot flash and BAM you’re twice the size, have wrinkles, and a bit bitter; or salty. Personally, I much prefer the larger sized popcorn. Much more enjoyable. via OffTheMark
Still. No one knows who let the dogs out.
The 90s were amazing but in our reckless younger years, someone let the dogs out. To this day, we’re still not sure who.
I’m either happy and annoying or grumpy and you’re annoying.
Half the time I’m happy and probably annoy the hell out of you. The other half I’m grumpy and you annoy the hell out of me.
Once I found coffee, all my super powers came back!
Without coffee, it’s hard to function. With coffee, its like I’m a super hero, here to save the day.
Donuts and Tacos? You win Texas.
Did you know that Texas has not one but four Donut Taco Palace restaurants?! Four places where you can order donuts AND tacos. I’m thinking it’s time for a road trip to Texas. Who’s with me?
You Know, That Mini Heart Attack Feeling
You know, that feeling, that one where you’re in bed, almost asleep and suddenly you get that strange falling sensation. Then you suddenly wake up and think you just had a mini heart attack. Yea. That one.
Should I share my ‘private’ pict? [Flow Chart]
If you’re thinking about taking some private picts and sharing them on the internet, you should probably consult this flow chart. Are you using SnapChat? Facebook? Twitter? Text? WhatsApp? The results are all the same. Original version via Good.
My Fitness Plan Includes Bacon!
What’s better than exercising? Bacon! My weekly fitness plan is just going to be eating eggs and bacon. I may not be the skinniest person out there, but I may be the happiest.
Where should we go on summer vacation?
Where does your family go on summer vacation? Changes are you either go to Florida, or you don’t go too far from home. Seem legit?