This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause I’m going to kill you too)
Water makes people stay hydrated. Coffee makes people stay awake. Tea makes people stay calm. Wine makes people.
The Easter Bunny brings you candy and toys every year and yet doesn’t watch your kids while they’re sleeping or try to kiss your wife. Not like Santa.
Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change the world forever. via zobotcomic If you’re thinking about “setting the record straight”, please realize that this is a joke.
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
