Keep Calm. Be Jolly.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You got this.
Random Fun
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever. Enjoying the leaves, carving pumpkins, picking apples, and reading a good book by the fire.
Frida Gomam
What do you do when you get pulled over by the cops? Tell them your name is Frida Gomam. I guess that only works for women, but it can’t hurt to try can it? va twoodle_05
Dad, I have no idea how life works.
Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they think. That’s why you should go to kids for advice.
How to Make Mac & Cheese
Mac & Cheese is easy to make. However, for some odd reason, we have to read the instructions like 10 times just to be sure we got them right. via extrafabulouscomics
Guess what? I don’t run.
It seems that every other car has one of those running bumper stickers. It’s like they’re always tell me how much better they are then me. Well guess what? I don’t run and I don’t care. I can even get my own running bumper sticker to show you how amazing I am.
Yea Spring! Oh Hell No Mow.
It’s so exciting when spring comes and you can stop shoveling show every week. Then you realize you need to start mowing every week. Urg. At least we don’t have to wear as many layers. Maybe it’s time to get a new lawn mower. via FowlLanguageComics
Can we complain winter away?
Even though there is nothing you can do about the weather, bitching and moaning about it sure can make you feel better about it. Someday, spring will come. Some. Day. Tired of winter? There’s a book for that. via fowllanguagecomics
Crucifixion? Nailed It.
Dad: Hey Jesus Jesus on the cross: What Dad: You know what would be a neat way to celebrate? Jesus: Dad Dad: Chocolate Bunnies Jesus: Can you even see what’s going on here? Jesus: I was crucified. Dad: And you nailed it! Jesus: DAD! Want more dad jokes? via Jim Benton
Fill Hollow Chocolate Easter Bunnies With Condiments for April Fools Day
April Fools day and Easter is on the same day this year which means you have a great opportunity to pull some amazing pranks. Like putting condiments into hollow Easter bunnies. It looks amazing until you bite into it! Looking for more Easter prank ideas?