If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
There’s nothing wrong with being weird. Actually, it better in most cases. Just be confident, be you, and be awesome.
There’s nothing wrong with being weird. Actually, it better in most cases. Just be confident, be you, and be awesome.
Don’t worry about your kids, give themĀ Flintstone chewables and make sure they are nice and healthy. dinosaurĀ via Bizzaro Comics
What kind of day is it? Well this handy daily cat chart can help you figure it out. As long as it’s not Monday or Wednesday, you should be fine.
If my coffee cup is low, so is my energy. Fill it up to recharge me.
Sharks hate going to the dentist. But sometimes, you just have to go and get things checked out before they get any worse. Like what if two canines escaped?!
Are you having a small group, party, or by yourself? Ahh screw it, just eat it all by yourself.
Some rabbits just don’t understand technology. They still have rabbit ears.
Put an outlet sticker on the wall at an airport, coffee shop, or conference. Then watch people get all excited before they realize it’s fake. It’ll be so funny.
If you want free cuddles, go find your mom or dad. Do not go into this tunnel. Think twice, enter zero times.