Please don’t make me unfriend you.
This is just a curtsy warning. I don’t want it to get all weird between us. Just stop being so …. you… an be a little more ….. not you. Thanks!
Random Fun
Always do sober what you’d do drunk
Then maybe you’d learn a few things, like how you shouldn’t drink so much.
I want to be here when karma comes back to punch you in the face.
You know, just in case it needs help.
A sure sign you need to take your meds.
Turns out, if your food all has googlie eyes and is staring back at you, then you need to be medicated.
Why Superheros aren’t on the internet more.
Seems computers aren’t made for their unique personalities.
Don’t call them colored pencils.
Not sure what your other option is, but ‘colored’ is not politically correct.
If tornados are acts of God then why do most happen in the bible belt?
Philosoraptor brings up a good point. What’s God trying to tell us?