Random Fun
We’d be screwed if there were Jamaican zombies.
No matter how fast you were, they’d still run you down.
Animals reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box.
It’s not just a box, it’s a sensory experience, or food, or maybe something completely different.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.
Being unique is awesome, but if you’re uniqueness makes you lazy and/or mean, then you suck.
Are you a protester? Because you’ve been occupying my mind all day long.
With this pickup line, you look smart and lame at the same time. via (endlessorigami)
Just because the head is not attached to the body doesn’t mean we don’t got this.
Emergency professionals are trained to take on anything. Just because it looks bad, doesn’t mean that they don’t have a handle on the situation. Think positive, the dummy can still come back from this.
Oh, dear. I really ought to do something. But I’m already in my pajamas.
This is why I put on my pajamas as soon as I get home.