Random Fun
Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
Forgive and forget. Or at least forgive.
Only one person left on the governments hard to find list.
And I’m guessing Carmen Sandiego is going to be on there for a long time.
I had a dream. Of robots, and lasers, and shit.
Ok, maybe this dream wasn’t good enough for the history books, but I’m sure it could make a good movie.
Kids these days have no idea what this is.
No, it’s not a save button! It’s a floppy disk. It holds 1.4Mb of info. That’s enough for a few text files and maybe an image. Plus it makes a great square Frisbee.
Are you prepared for a shit storm?
Some days things go well, other days shit falls from the sky like rain. Do you have an umbrella handy?
Life Instructions – How to be happy.
Have Fun. Do not hurt people. Do not accept defeat. Strive to be happy!
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
I was going to say fresh squeezed orange juice puke but that just sounds nasty.
Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.
Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.
