Random Fun
Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit.
Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.
Don’t forget to buy a bottle of wine for Mothers Day.
Remember, you’re the reason she drinks. It’s true, parents keep liquor stores in business.
You have nowhere else to run.
Some days just feel like an epic fail. You think you have nowhere else to run, but you do. You can always turn around, or say F the police and go wherever you want!
Is the cow half full or half empty?
Are you a pessimist or an optimist? Or are you just nosey and wonder what’s going on?
Lego Imagination
Legos may not look like much, it’s what your imagination comes up with that makes them awesome!
Road Signs Revealed: The Truth Is Out There
Road signs aren’t telling you the whole story. There just a small piece of the puzzle.