I love you just the way I am.
You don’t need to be perfect and neither do I. I’ll love you if I’m fat or lazy or bald or drunk or angry or whatever happens to me.
Random Fun
Shut up brain. Why are you always out to get me?!
My brain is the most amazing thing ever created, however all it does is mess with me! Why can’t we use our power to take over the world?!
Time for bed. Just gotta check my phone quick.
I’m pretty sure this is every teenager and nerd in America.
Proof aliens are out there.
What’s that in the sky? Is it an airplane? Superman? Or UFOĀ disguisedĀ as anĀ airplane?! From now on, I’m questioning every airplane I see.
Speed limit enforced by sniper.
Shit just got serious. You may be able to outrun a cop, but snipers are a bit harder. And at the speed you are traveling, you don’t want a tire to blow.
Best Super Bowl Ad Goes To Oreo!
Now I’m not sure if it was a plannedĀ advertisementĀ or not, but when the power goes out at the Super Bowl and your ad is targeting eating Oreos in the dark, it seems a bitĀ suspicious.
A Super Bowl Food Snack Stadium – Eat Me
What’s better than a lot of food? Turning that food into aĀ stadiumĀ for the Super Bowl! Damn these make me hungry!
I’m not a procrastinator I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.
This is the story of my life. š
How are you so calm with only one life left?
I never thought about it before, but I’m on my last life and my cat has up to eight more! OMG. Now I’mĀ startingĀ to freak out a little. I guess this is why we humans drink alcohol.
Coffee is a magical substance that turns, “Leave me alone or die” into “Good morning, Honey!”
Oh the magic of coffee. Keeping people together for years, keeping co-workers from killing each other, and keeping our money out of our pockets.