Wakes up happy for no reason.
I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.
Random Fun
This is why every group project sucks.
It doesn’t matter if you’re in school or at work, if there is a group project someone ends up doing all the work while the others don’t do much of anything.
There’s a fine science to the number of texts you need to pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor.
The number of friendly texts is in direct coloration to the task at hand. If you need help moving, it’s going to take a lot of texts.
That annoying moment when you’re waiting for someone to call who’s waiting for you to call them.
That annoying moment when you just missed a call, and you immediately call that person back, but he’s doing the same, so you both get voicemail, and this happens 3 times in a row so you both decide to wait for the other to call so in the end nothing happens.
I am the designer of my own catastrophy.
No matter what happens in life, I’m still the one at the middle of it all.
I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my children.
Being a parent is hard. You have to eat things you don’t like, you can’t swear in front of them, and apparently people don’t like it when you don’t know where your kids are or what they are doing.
Don’t worry, it’s only Friday the 12th.
It’s a close call, but it’s not Friday the 13th. It’s only the 12th. Phew.
I think about you everyday. Asshole.
Some people are unforgettable. Like that jerk that did that thing. Every time I think about it, it just makes me angry!!
Om Nom Nom Nom. Snowman Eats Kid
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids! I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.