I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say, it’s going very well.
I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there?
Quotes
Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back.
Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back. They probably just forgot. About you. In general. Because they don’t like you very much.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up!
Live today like it’s your last; unless you’re doing something stupid.
You should always live today as if it’s your last. Well. Unless it’s not. In that case, be careful of what the future holds. You may have another 80 years. Play it a little safe.
Every mirror should have this warning sticker!
Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of ‘beauty’ In other words, you look damn fine and don’t you forget it.
Spend less time bitching, more time enjoying.
It’s amazing how much time some people waste bitching about things that don’t matter.
Live in the moment. Or eat a cookie.
Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie. – Cookie Monster That’s some good advice right there.
If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
There’s nothing wrong with being weird. Actually, it better in most cases. Just be confident, be you, and be awesome.
