Coloring for Lazy People
Talk about easy, this could be the easiest coloring sheet ever. Just print it off and you’re done.
Animals
America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!
Have you see this bird?
I met this bird downtown by the tree near the post office. We chilled for like, five minutes & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off so if you see him, please let him know hat I miss that crazy son of a bitch.
I’m a kitten and I’m the boss. OK?
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
Shhhhhh. Be Quiet. Animals Are Napping.
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
What If I Never Find Out If I’m a Puppy or a Teddy Bear?
Poor little puppy. Or bear. Or bear puppy. Either way, you’re super cute.
Why don’t they put cats on a leash? Because owners want them to run away.
Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.
Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.
I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.
Do not consume if seal is broken.
Poor shark, eating this broken seal may make him sick. via shaaark.com
I don’t always meow as loud as I can, but when I do, it’s at 4am and for no reason at all.
I swear that cats just want you to get out of bed so they can steal the warm spot in your bed. They are not hungry, don’t want to play, and don’t need anything, yet they act like the world is ending.