Who needs a shot of tequila?
It doesn’t matter if it’s 5 o’clock or not, I’m drinking this bottle with or without you.
Animals
Are dinosaurs extinct because they picked the wrong boat?
Maybe there were two boats and the dinosaurs battled the rest of the animals and lost. It’s possible.
Look! On the chair! It’s Batman cat.
Don’t expect him to do much to help you though. You’re lucky he’s letting you see this picture.
The most lifelike dead animals around.
Is that an antelope driving a car? There’s a bear in my bed!