Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
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Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason not to drink and drive, but when your friend is not making logical decisions, this may help.
Gifts from Three Wise Cats
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change the world forever. via zobotcomic If you’re thinking about “setting the record straight”, please realize that this is a joke.
Yellies! – Toys you yell at.
What kind of toy do you get for kids that aren’t yours? Well ones that make noise of course. Or, even better yet, ones that have the kids make noise. Yellies are toys that you interact with by yelling at. That’s right, to play with them, you yell at them. The louder you yell, the … Read more
Tis the Season for Warm Alcoholic Beverages
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
Ginjas are coming to get you this Christmas.
These Ginjas (Gingerbread Ninja Cookies) are going to kick some butt this holiday season. If I were you, I’d bite their head off before they get the jump on you. If you want to make your own Ginjas, grab the baking set.
Keep Calm. Be Jolly.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You got this.