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Just because it’s an Easter basket doesn’t mean it needs to be full of candy. Try some cleaning products for the older kids.
Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason not to drink and drive, but when your friend is not making logical decisions, this may help.
Merry Christmas from our messy, jolly, chaotic, shopping-half done, halls-half-decked, behind schedule, preferably imperfect, unorganized, maybe-next-year-we’ll-start-earlier, warm, happy house to yours.
This Christmas, if your cat brings you a present it’ll probably be a dead mouse or bird.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change the world forever. via zobotcomic If you’re thinking about “setting the record straight”, please realize that this is a joke.
What kind of toy do you get for kids that aren’t yours? Well ones that make noise of course. Or, even better yet, ones that have the kids make noise. Yellies are toys that you interact with by yelling at. That’s right, to play with them, you yell at them. The louder you yell, the … Read more
Or any alcoholic beverage will do. Gotta survive the holidays and your family somehow.
These Ginjas (Gingerbread Ninja Cookies) are going to kick some butt this holiday season. If I were you, I’d bite their head off before they get the jump on you. If you want to make your own Ginjas, grab the baking set.
