A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.

Need to defend yourself against a mugger? Just start talking about commitment. Most men will run the other way.
I’m not sure how stairs are going to help out put a fire, or how to get them to the fire, but I’ll keep this in mind. Most buildings agree with this method so I’ll go along with it.
Please stop telling people that there is treasure inside of a turtle. The poor little guys just can’t take it anymore.

No only could feeding your kids to the animals make them sick, it could possibly ruin your visit. Unless you're trying to off your kid.