Posts Tagged ‘alcohol

Don't like it? Don't do it?

Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?

Who needs a lie detector test when you have alcohol?

Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.

Society's problem is not drugs or alcohol. It's stupidity.

You have to admin it’s true. If it weren’t for the stupid people who abuse the system, take advantage of others, or are close minded, we could have a better society.

Sometimes Alcohol Is The Answer

You never know, today may be the day that alcohol is the answer.

You pass out in a grim reaper zone.

You pass out in a grim reaper zone.

You fall asleep, nearly naked, in the snow.

You fall asleep, nearly naked, in the snow.

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Whisky Toothpaste

Why fight oral  hygiene-enjoy it! Here’s the he-man toothpaste, best argument yet for brushing 3 times a day. 2 1/2 oz. tubes flavored with the real thin-Scotch or Bourbon. Night-before feeling on the morning after. Rinse with soda instead of water if you prefer.

That’s a good deal at only $1.

via Boing Boing.

Drink And Drive

See, not everyone is against drinking and driving, some states actually encourage it. Granted, if you choose to, you only get three different exits; Jail, Hospital, Morgue. Not the coolest places to hang out but hey, at least you got to drink and drive.

Sometimes products are just so wrong that you can’t help but want them. These wiz glasses made it look like you are drinking pee when in fact you are not. Well I hope you are not because that’s just not right. Unless it’s a live for die situation. Then it’s OK. But only then.

Most people like to pass breathalyzers. Women cry or show off their goods, some people play dumb, and others just argue. However, if you want to be sure to fail your breathalyzer test, try and get some booze out of it.

Bottoms up!

How many times have you been to a restaurant and been told the soup of the day only to be disappointed that what you really want wasn’t on the menu? Some lucky people found out that their soup of the day was whiskey. It may not be the best tasting one, but it sure does make the work day much better.

via Top Cultured


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