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Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.

Alcohol Makes For A Great Story

Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.

Don’t like it? Don’t do it?

Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?

Who needs a lie detector test when you have alcohol?

Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.

Society’s problem is not drugs or alcohol. It’s stupidity.

You have to admin it’s true. If it weren’t for the stupid people who abuse the system, take advantage of others, or are close minded, we could have a better society.

Sometimes Alcohol Is The Answer

You never know, today may be the day that alcohol is the answer.

6 Signs You’ve Had Too Much To Drink

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Wake Up With Whiskey Toothpaste

Why fight oral  hygiene-enjoy it! Here’s the he-man toothpaste, best argument yet for brushing 3 times a day. 2 1/2 oz. tubes flavored with the real thin-Scotch or Bourbon. Night-before feeling on the morning after. Rinse with soda instead of water if you prefer.

That’s a good deal at only $1.

via Boing Boing.

It’s Ok To Drink And Drive. The Sign Says So.

See, not everyone is against drinking and driving, some states actually encourage it. Granted, if you choose to, you only get three different exits; Jail, Hospital, Morgue. Not the coolest places to hang out but hey, at least you got to drink and drive.

Disturbingly Fun Wiz Glasses

Sometimes products are just so wrong that you can’t help but want them. These wiz glasses made it look like you are drinking pee when in fact you are not. Well I hope you are not because that’s just not right. Unless it’s a live for die situation. Then it’s OK. But only then.