The Hardest Part of Any Job
The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people. I think we can all agree that this is the hardest part of any job.
Work
The light inside is broken, but I still work.
I’m pretty sure this is how a lot of people feel at work every day. Unfortunately, they aren’t filled with snacks or money.
I Survived Today!
Getting through today was a challenge, but I made it. Sadly, I have to do it again tomorrow.
I hear you’ve been working like a dog.
No one should be working like a dog, especially a cat. Work life balance man!
Are you sleeping at work or praying?
If you get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say “In Jesus’ Name I Pray.” Chances are, praying at work is OK where as sleeping at work is not.
Alright. Lets fucking do this!
I’ve had my coffee and I’m ready go! Lets get this work day over with.
A Guide To Employee Morale.
Once you’re in that 9-5 job that you’ve been going to school all your life for, you soon realize that it’s not always amazing. Is it happy hour yet?!
Co-workers Are Like Christmas Lights…
They all hang together but half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
It’s National Boss’s Day, so fellas don’t forget to get your wife something nice.
Like it or not, she runs things. Might as well get her flowers. Just don’t tell her it’s because she’s bossy!
I Had Fun Once, It Was Awful. #wallpaper
So awful, I now sit at work all day long staring at a computer. – Grumpy Cat