Another lonely Christmas… or is it?
Sometimes you need to settle and make whatever work. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t. Not all ideas are good ideas.
Snowmen
Frosty tried to run away from the abominable showman but….
… but his legs failed him. Ha ha. Get it? Cuz he has no legs.
Fact: Spring kills 100% of snowmen every year!
Next time you see a snowman, be nice. His days are numbered. In just a few months, he’ll be gone. His memory will live on in a puddle for a few days, then that’ll be gone too.
Autocorrect Melted My Family
Even snowmen get caught by autocorrect. I have to say, this is great marketing however. No idea what store it was for though. So maybe not the best marketing?
Think Spring
Spring is on its way! Course, it’s taking its damn time. One more snow storm and I’m gonna lose it!
You built a snowman? How cute. We have a 16ft tall snow shark!
Next time you’re out rolling snow in to a ball, think bigger. Think a snow shark that towers over the neighborhood! This 16-foot Snow Shark was built by Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz, brothers in New Brighton, MN. I can’t even imagine how they built this.
I Love My Snowman. He’s So Cozy.
You may think your snowman is cold and no fun, but this cat thinks his snowman is the best thing ever. Now, if he can only get the snowman to pet and feed him.
Om Nom Nom Nom. Snowman Eats Kid
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids! I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.
Snowmen for Sale – Some Assembly Required
You can’t beat this deal on a snowman. Getting them un-assembled is the way to go. So much cheaper than fully assembled. And more fun this way.