I got you something long and hard for your birthday.
It’s math. Unless you’re ultra smart, then it’s trying to figure out why this is funny.
Sex
How come every time I see you, your pants point at me?
I’m not sure if you’re saying ‘how you doin’ or if your pills from last night just haven’t warn off yet.
Whenever you feel worthless remember that you were once the quickest.
At one point and time you were the best of the best. Don’t you feel better yet?
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person … Read more