Error – You are using Windows

Great. So if the problem reporter is freaking out, maybe I should too.

I knew it!

And the any key is where? Right. Under my damn hammer!

Ohh, so the computer gets to have all the fun.

But I can't hit restart without the mouse!

Not exactly how I pictured my first time.

So a butterfly can take down my OS? Someone close the windows!

I love you Windows. You're perfect. BFFs forever.

What? I thought the internet was safe sex.

We still don't care about anything but errors.

Your TV is lonely. Remember that thing? You use to love it in the 80s.