Let children believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils.
We all believe in things that aren’t what they seem. At least Santa is way better for your health than some of those other things.
Santa
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
On December 25th we celebrate the birth of Santa. A little guy who came into this world an unknown, and became the most celebrated person on Earth. Little did he know that he’d change the world forever. via zobotcomic If you’re thinking about “setting the record straight”, please realize that this is a joke.
Keep Calm. Be Jolly.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You got this.
Christmas Adventures of Santa & Jack Frost
Did you know that Santa and Jack Frost are good friends? They’re always helping each other out and enjoying life. You can get your own Santa & Jack Christmas Cards at clayboys.com
Santa & The Pilgrims
I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro
Santa Sees You When You’re Sleeping
He sees you when you’re sleeping Because through your window he’s peeping. He likes you because This is a naughty Santa Claus.
Christmas is over Santa. Come get your snow!
It’s time for daffodils, bunnies, Easter, and warm weather. Enough is enough! If you’re going to have snow, you might as well get a unicorn snow tube.
Santa is Such a Dick
Christmas candy is great, but sometimes you unwrap something you never expected. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
Merry Christmas! Wolf Wolf Wolf. Meow.
Happy Holidays to you and yours. Hopefully you’ve dressed up your pets in some ridiculously cute Christmas outfits this year! You know they love it!