Everybody loves a good book.
This is one of the greatest pleasures in life…. Reading a book. If you see anything else, consult your psychologist.
Reading
Wear your f*@#ing mask.
Dr. Seuss’s new book, Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don’t Put On That Fucking Mask is going to be a best seller this holiday season. Also, wear a mask.
The Credible Hulk
You won’t like him when he’s angry because he always supports his argument with properly documented scholarly sources. That’s Credible Hulk.
Batman Returns … His Books To The Library
Even Batman likes to read in his down time. When he’s done with his books, he always returns them to the library like a good citizen.
Reading books is only boring if you lack imagination.
Think that was an awesome movie? Well you should have read the book. Books create a movie in your mind based on what you think is interesting. Don’t let someone else try to tell you what the story looks like.
Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
Is this the best or worst book ever?
Pop-up book of phobias seems like such a bad idea. But you know you want to open it and look.
Remember when the Library used to be the Internet?
The old school internet required you to look up where books were, find books, then actually read them! Plus they didn’t have nearly as many pictures of cats.
I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction…
… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”
