No coffee. No workee.
It’s a simple concept, feed me coffee and you’ll get some work out of me. Otherwise, I’m crabby till noon and you’ll just have to deal with it. Then I’ll probably be crabby this afternoon too.
Morning
I need coffee to be hyper-aware of how little work I’m doing today.
Nothing says productive like a nice cup of hot coffee. Goes great with procrastination too. And avoidance. via trashecard
Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early!
Look at you! You’re already out of bed and have gotten your day started. Now that you’ve accomplished something, it might be time for a nap. There is no use moving to fast at this time of day.
Things I like about coffee and things I like about you.
What do you know, sounds like a match made in heaven.
I found the vodka, it was hiding in the orange juice!
Nothing says good morning like a a screwdriver. Who would like one?
