My Bed: But Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Convincing me to stay in bed usually isn’t that hard, but when it’s freaking cold out, I’m pretty much on the same page as my bed.
Morning
Don’t you just love the smell of bacon in the morning?
Nothing says good morning like the smell of bacon. Cute puppies or a piglet isn’t bad either.
Good Morning. It’s Time To Wake The Hell Up.
I think that any brand of coffee that has a tagline of “Wake The Hell Up” is a good one.
Caffeine Powers Activate!
Believe it or not, coffee is a super power. Without coffee, I’m not good to be around. With coffee, I get shit done and I’m nice to talk to.
I’m pretty sure no one ever wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.
Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
Good Morning… NO.
Even with their coffee, to some people there is no such thing as a good morning. I don’t know about you, but if I had a grumpy cat coffee, my day would be amazing!
Congratulations! You made it out of bed.
Look at you, out of bed and on the internet already. After a few cups of coffee, you might even be ready to work! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Coffee is a magical substance that turns, “Leave me alone or die” into “Good morning, Honey!”
Oh the magic of coffee. Keeping people together for years, keeping co-workers from killing each other, and keeping our money out of our pockets.
I can’t stop drinking the coffee.
If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. Basically I’ll just shut down and fall down!
Life Begins After Coffee
So does work, communication, my giving a rats ass, and my “good” mood. I put good in quotes as you may not think it’s that good, but it’s better than what it’s like without coffee.