This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. NO WE WON’T
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
Men
I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
If you ever fall for this pick-up line then you probably deserve him.
How to pick up chicks.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.
Once Upon A Time A Prince Got Turned Down
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
Excuse Me Miss. My Eyes Are Up Here.
I don’t know why she can’t just focus on me. I know my beard is beautiful, but I’m trying to have a conversation here.
I got you something long and hard for your birthday.
It’s math. Unless you’re ultra smart, then it’s trying to figure out why this is funny.
What happened to the sweet old you?
I hate it when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it.
Have you ever looked at your ex and wondered if you were drunk the entire relationship?
OMG. Look at you! What did I ever see in you?