This is the perfect card for that person in your life that doesn’t know that you like them. I know we’re not, like, together or anything but it feels weird to just not say anything so I got you this card. It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t really mean anything. There isn’t even a … Read more
If you ever fall for this pick-up line then you probably deserve him.
And in this scenario, cold is good. Mmm so good. Enjoy this for a little while and you’ll forget all about her and possibly find someone new. Someone who cares for you, lets you watch football and buys you beer. It could happen.
The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets 8. Hours Delay 7. Tacky Sweaters 6. Checks A-Bouncing 5. Extra Pounds 4. Bags A-Missing 3. Missed Flights 2. Panic Attacks … Read more
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for money! Why doesn’t anyone write a song about that?
Sometimes in life, you know exactly what you want, but it’s a bit complicated. No matter how many times you level up, you’re going to be just out of reach. But keep playing.
There are good things in life, and then there is you. You kinda rock.
We’ve been here before. Lets learn from our past. Vote against anyone trying to limit who can marry whom.
I’d do almost anything for you, unless it involves putting me in danger. Then I may have to reconsider.
This is a much better proposal that ‘will you merry me.’ That’s so boring and this ensures that they are by your side in good times and bad.
