No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s go get ice cream.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
I guess you better be careful out there. You never know what might happen!
Hot damn! I think just found my new pickup line. Watch out ladies.
https://youtu.be/vaGFV0YJg-0 Holy shit this is funny. The girl just doesn’t know how to give up and sends so many text messages that it’s unbelievably funny. You need to listen all the way through; it’s worth your time!
There’s nothing as awesome as a grumpy cat on Valentine’s Day!
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Isn’t condiment love cute? Or are they talking about a wiener dog? Those things are cute too.
Gotta say, there are a lot of things I like about you, but I’m really in this relationship for your cute butt.
