Love
If Your Heart Was Really Broken You’d Be Dead. So Shut Up.
No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s go get ice cream.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
I guess you better be careful out there. You never know what might happen!
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
Hot damn! I think just found my new pickup line. Watch out ladies.
This is what crazy SOUNDS like via txt messaging.
Holy shit this is funny. The girl just doesn’t know how to give up and sends so many text messages that it’s unbelievably funny. You need to listen all the way through; it’s worth your time!
Love is in the air? Get out the gas mask.
There’s nothing as awesome as a grumpy cat on Valentine’s Day!
Ryan Gosling, Zombies, Cupcakes, Beer and Coffee Love!
Give the perfect Valentine’s card by printing out one, or all, of these sweet valentines. You can’t go wrong by giving your sweetie a Ryan Gosling Zombie Beer Cupcake Coffee card. Everyone I know would love it. Head over to heartsandlaserbeams.com for the high quality printout.
Your wiener is the only one for my buns this Valentine’s Day!
Isn’t condiment love cute? Or are they talking about a wiener dog? Those things are cute too.