What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
Everyone should have a special friend they can text this question to. 🙂
Joke
Frosty tried to run away from the abominable showman but….
… but his legs failed him. Ha ha. Get it? Cuz he has no legs.
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar…
Know how I know? Because they all told me within 2 minutes! Seems those things are something to brag about.
Lame St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Those jokes are great for kids or telling those who you don’t want to offend. They’re a little lame, but can still be funny. Especially if you’re drunk.
Put an outlet sticker on the wall. Then sit back and laugh.
Put an outlet sticker on the wall at an airport, coffee shop, or conference. Then watch people get all excited before they realize it’s fake. It’ll be so funny.
Did you know that if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges?
It’s true. Give it a try. Wait for it. Keep trying. Oh man, this is getting good. Think about it. I really hope you got it by now.
Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it.
And I’m sorry if you were the last to get it. I’m sure you’re not an idiot. 😉
Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 Is a Registered 6 Offender
Forget that 7 8 9 but now 7 is a registered 6 offender. 7 is just out of control.