I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com
With eye potato, ear of corn, and head of lettuce, vegan witches are the worst. They’re scary, but for all the wrong reasons. via comics.com
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.
How far would you go for some Halloween candy? Would you risk your hand in the candy guillotine?
If you’re worried about your Halloween costume, these should make you feel better. I’m not sure if they just didn’t turn out right, or if they just didn’t try very hard. Either way, there...
If you want you dog to stand out this Halloween, just add a couple of heads to their body and it’s looks amazing. I’m not sure how the extra heads are attached, or where they come...
Halloween is great because you can be anyone you want to be. Like you can be grumpy at work and say it’s just a costume.Or may you don’t even show up and say you’re...
Why not store your stuffed animals in jar? It’s an easy way to freak out others and is perfect for Halloween, Friday the 13th, or anytime.
Again, pumpkins are not the only think that you can carve. Slice up some watermelons, add some glow sticks, and you have awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jack-o’-lanterns.
This year, clean out your pumpkin, carve out a face with nice big eyes, then put in two tiny kittens and you’ll have the best Halloween pumpkin around.