Halloween Candy Is Coming!
Halloween is coming. Candy is coming. Get ready for a sugar high! Dance kids. Dance!
Tagged: Halloween
Minimalist Pumpkin Carving
Why spent lots of time on a complex pumpkin carving this year when you can keep it small and simple? Granted, not sure how bright it’ll shine.
Scary Donald Trump Pumpkin
What’s scarier this Halloween than Donald Trump?! Nothing. If you want to scare your neighborhood, you can turn your pumpkin into a Trump look-alike. I have chills just thinking about it.
Beware of the Zombie Evolution!
Are we evolving into zombies? Some would say yes! So be sure to keep an eye out as you never know what the guy in front of you is going to do. Maybe eat...
Skeleton Sexting is a Little Weird
I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com
Vegan Witches Are The Worst
With eye potato, ear of corn, and head of lettuce, vegan witches are the worst. They’re scary, but for all the wrong reasons. via comics.com
I’m here to kill you… ooh full size Snickers!
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.
Candy Guillotine. Is the Halloween candy worth it?
How far would you go for some Halloween candy? Would you risk your hand in the candy guillotine?
Sometimes, your Halloween costume just fails.
If you’re worried about your Halloween costume, these should make you feel better. I’m not sure if they just didn’t turn out right, or if they just didn’t try very hard. Either way, there...
