There’s so many slutty Halloween costumes out there. Might as well just go with the original.
Halloween is coming. Candy is coming. Get ready for a sugar high! Dance kids. Dance!
Why spent lots of time on a complex pumpkin carving this year when you can keep it small and simple? Granted, not sure how bright it’ll shine.
What’s scarier this Halloween than Donald Trump?! Nothing. If you want to scare your neighborhood, you can turn your pumpkin into a Trump look-alike. I have chills just thinking about it.
Are we evolving into zombies? Some would say yes! So be sure to keep an eye out as you never know what the guy in front of you is going to do. Maybe eat...
These Super Pugs are good at being super cute, not sure about super helpful though.
I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com
With eye potato, ear of corn, and head of lettuce, vegan witches are the worst. They’re scary, but for all the wrong reasons. via comics.com
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.
How far would you go for some Halloween candy? Would you risk your hand in the candy guillotine?