Skeleton Sexting is a Little Weird
I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com
Halloween
Vegan Witches Are The Worst
With eye potato, ear of corn, and head of lettuce, vegan witches are the worst. They’re scary, but for all the wrong reasons. via comics.com
I’m here to kill you… ooh full size Snickers!
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.
Candy Guillotine. Is the Halloween candy worth it?
How far would you go for some Halloween candy? Would you risk your hand in the candy guillotine?
Sometimes, your Halloween costume just fails.
If you’re worried about your Halloween costume, these should make you feel better. I’m not sure if they just didn’t turn out right, or if they just didn’t try very hard. Either way, there are pictures so we can all enjoy!
3 Headed Golden Retriever Halloween Costume
If you want you dog to stand out this Halloween, just add a couple of heads to their body and it’s looks amazing. I’m not sure how the extra heads are attached, or where they come from, but this is the happiest dog I’ve ever seen. Look at all those smiles!
Grumpy Cat Pumpkin
Halloween is great because you can be anyone you want to be. Like you can be grumpy at work and say it’s just a costume.Or may you don’t even show up and say you’re the invisible man. Or scream out obscenities and say you’ve got turrets. Almost anything goes on Halloween.
Easy Creepy Toy Storage
Why not store your stuffed animals in jar? It’s an easy way to freak out others and is perfect for Halloween, Friday the 13th, or anytime.
Totally Rad Ninja Turtle Watermelons
Again, pumpkins are not the only think that you can carve. Slice up some watermelons, add some glow sticks, and you have awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jack-o’-lanterns.
Kittens in a Pumpkin Make the Best Jack O’ Lantern
This year, clean out your pumpkin, carve out a face with nice big eyes, then put in two tiny kittens and you’ll have the best Halloween pumpkin around.