Kermit is green and naked.
Pinching people who don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day is one tradition that I don’t quite get, but, does it count when you’re all green? Seems like a good idea until someone points out that you’re also naked. Awkward!
Pinching people who don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day is one tradition that I don’t quite get, but, does it count when you’re all green? Seems like a good idea until someone points out that you’re also naked. Awkward!
People usually call me Fluffy or Furball, but you can call me Drinkny McWhisky Pants this weekend. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Who’s this Patrick anyway?
I don’t know what it is about green better, but it just looks so tasty and is amazing around this time o’year.
Isn’t it about time you joined a car pool and stopped killing the earth?
Not sure how they figured this one out, but I’m guessing that flushing the toilet takes up much more water than you think. Be green, pee in the shower. Earth will thank you.
We have to keep the planet in good shape as it’s where I have all my stuff. You probably do too.
How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left? I have to say, that wouldn’t be very nice. Be nice to the lights, turn them off so they don’t stay excited when you’re not around.
Save the Earth! It’s the only planet that has chocolate. That just might be the best reason for living green that I’ve ever heard of!!
If it’s not one thing it’s another. Oil bring oil spills and sad black birds. Wind energy brings headless birds. Maybe we should all convert to solar energy. That’s never hurt anyone right? Except with sun burns.