God
If tornados are acts of God then why do most happen in the bible belt?
Philosoraptor brings up a good point. What’s God trying to tell us?
God Mad Everything…. But Not Gays #WTF
If you believe that God appeared out of nowhere, made everything you see, but yet hates gays, or anyone for that matter, then you have a screw loose. Either God created all and loves all, or evolution happened. Pick one.
Does God Read Our Tweets?
When we get to the end of our life, will God know all we’ve done by reading our tweets? Or will we have to explain everything to him?
God’s Last Name Is Not Damnit
Believe it or not, God’s last name isn’t damnit. I’m sure his middle name isn’t f*cking either. Who knew?
God’s Computer Isn’t A Mac
Not sure what kind of computer God uses, but it doesn’t appear to be a Mac. The usability and style are just no good. Probably some custom form of Linux or something.