It’s the epic battle of a weatherman vs a cockroach. To bad the weatherman doesn’t understand that you can just stomp on it. Course then it wouldn’t be half as funny.
Who wouldn’t want to be fabulous when they grew up? So far this kid is right on track.
Sorry women, you’ll need to settle with a man who is a little less than perfect. *Not valid in all 50 states. Some exclusions may apply. See man for details even though he’ll probably just lie...
If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.
Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?
It’s not the gays that are going to destroy the institution of marriage, it’s celebrities.
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the ones who keep having gay babies. via oh, the humidity!.
Sometimes being a lesbian is fun. Sometimes you find a rich guy, then being a bisexual threesome is fun.