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Drugs
Missing Unicorn. If You See It, You Are Probably High.
Unicorns aren’t easy to spot. Usually you have to be drunk or on drugs. Which, if that were true, means you may have bigger problems than seeing unicorns.
This is your brain. Brain on drugs. Brain with a side of bacon.
I’m sure there are lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
You Might Be on Drugs If This Has Ever Happened to You
A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started videotaping him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed … Read more
Meth. That shit will screw you up.
This guy use to star in a popular movie. Now he’s nothing but trash. Famous last words: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” …or maybe not, that doesn’t sound quite right.
TV stars arrested for cooking up meth lab.
Don’t worry, it’s just science kids. Oh, and don’t try this at home. In fact, just stay away from it. Forever.
Tip: Don’t try and report from the field when soldiers are gathering and burning marijuana.
Got to give credit to the reporter for trying to report on the drug burning whale net soldiers or whatever.
Recreational Drugs – Having A Good Time
Riding horses, playing tennis. That’s the kind of recreation that everyone loves.
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
Every night the deal goes down, and every morning I say F the police.