Drinking
Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit.
Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.
Don’t forget to buy a bottle of wine for Mothers Day.
Remember, you’re the reason she drinks. It’s true, parents keep liquor stores in business.
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.
Alcohol Makes For A Great Story
Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.
Warning! Beer Goggles effect your vision.
I know you know already but as soon as you go out and have a few tonight, you’ll forget.
Who needs a shot of tequila?
It doesn’t matter if it’s 5 o’clock or not, I’m drinking this bottle with or without you.
Abe Says: Don’t Drink or Drive
Be old school and walk to the damn party, and then back home. Maybe get a horse.
