Power Pointer Dog
Some dogs are better than others. And some dogs knowhow to work PowerPoint. via BizarroComics
Dogs
Dogs haven’t eaten homework for years, they just hit Delete.
With technology in the classrooms now, dogs don’t have to eat homework anymore. They simply hit the Delete key and it’s gone. Quite a timesaver.
Tired. Just Dog Tired.
This summer heat can go away any day now. It just makes me tired. I can hardly move. Good thing I’m cute.
Beware of Dog. He Wants Cuddles.
Sometimes it’s the cute ones that attack you with love and knock you over. Those are the dogs you need to be aware of.
Don’t you just love the smell of bacon in the morning?
Nothing says good morning like the smell of bacon. Cute puppies or a piglet isn’t bad either.
I walk 5 miles every day.
I named my dog 5 miles so I could tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Exercising thing is hard, that’s why I got smart and got a dog. 🙂
Coffee? What coffee? I didn’t drink your coffee.
Coffee? What makes you think I drank your coffee? OMG, did you see that?! I think I should run now. Do you like running? Poop is good. Can we go for a walk? What are you looking at?
America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!
I’m a kitten and I’m the boss. OK?
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
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