Sometimes a people use pretty bad pick-up lines and they think they’re being all suave and cute. Then you have to think of how to turn them down nicely. Well instead of being nice, you could just be sassy and use one of these great comebacks. Replace he/she as needed. 🙂
Damn, self, you got nice eyes. What you doin’ tonight? Me? Not much. Just drinking wine.
If you just others by their status updates, you don’t know the real them.
With this pickup line, you look smart and lame at the same time. via (endlessorigami)
This guy appears to like tacko’s, large breasts and has has the blue ray’s.
Is it too much to ask for a girl to bring her own jacket when it’s going to be chilly out? I mean come on, do they not watch the weather?
It doesn’t matter who you are, put a guitar in your hand and your hotness cranks right up.
