Even zombies don’t love her for her brains.
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
Brain
Why should I be concerned about gaining weight?
My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth luxurious ride.
My brain is experiencing technical difficulties…
This happens from time to time. Usually between 8 and 5. Sometimes all day long. Just go with it and don’t take it personally.
I’m With Stupid
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
The What-If’s and the Should-Have’s Will Eat Your Brain
Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.
This is your brain. Brain on drugs. Brain with a side of bacon.
I’m sure there are lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
It’s called reading. It’s how people install new software on their brains.
People always fear technology, but the real skill is mixing the old and the new. Old technique, new terminology. Install some brain software! via glasbergen.com
Shut up brain. Why are you always out to get me?!
My brain is the most amazing thing ever created, however all it does is mess with me! Why can’t we use our power to take over the world?!
