If you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
I know you know already but as soon as you go out and have a few tonight, you’ll forget.
Nothing says happy holidays like a bunch of empty beer bottles stacked up in a festive way. Ho Ho Pass out.
Google: Helping drunk people get more beer since 1996.
There seems to be no shortage of snow this year. So much so that we need more beer to deal with it all!
You never know, today may be the day that alcohol is the answer.
Skip the crappy ecards and send your friends a blunt card. You’ll surely make their day, or at least yours!
Sometimes a big belly doesn’t mean someone has a baby on the inside. Sometimes it just means that they are full of beer.
Squirrels have pouches like kangaroos. They are not considered marsupials, though, because they only use their pouches to hold their beer.
It seems that there are more grocery stores than bars in most places of the country; except Illinois and Wisconsin. Well most of the upper midwest too. Man yall drink a lot. via The...