Beer Can Bacon
If you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
Beer
Warning! Beer Goggles effect your vision.
I know you know already but as soon as you go out and have a few tonight, you’ll forget.
Oh Christmas Beer, Oh Christmas Beer…
Nothing says happy holidays like a bunch of empty beer bottles stacked up in a festive way. Ho Ho Pass out.
We Got Snow. We Need Beer.
There seems to be no shortage of snow this year. So much so that we need more beer to deal with it all!
Bitch. I’m Fabulous, Drunk and Single
Skip the crappy ecards and send your friends a blunt card. You’ll surely make their day, or at least yours!
I’m Not Pregnant. It’s Just a Beer Belly.
Sometimes a big belly doesn’t mean someone has a baby on the inside. Sometimes it just means that they are full of beer.
Do You Know How Squirrels Are Like Kangaroos…
Squirrels have pouches like kangaroos. They are not considered marsupials, though, because they only use their pouches to hold their beer.
All The Drunks Live In Illinois and Wisconsin
It seems that there are more grocery stores than bars in most places of the country; except Illinois and Wisconsin. Well most of the upper midwest too. Man yall drink a lot. via The Consumerist