Some people always encourage you to do stupid things.
And in the movies, the actors always do stupid things; like going into the woods alone.
Who wants some pizza fries?
You heard that right. Pizza fries! A wonderful combination of french fries, cheese and pepperoni; or whatever toppings you want. You know you want some.
This is Sahara Toilet, The Biggest Toilet in The World #cats
You see a desert, your cat sees a toilet. Just like how you see a keyboard and your cat sees a bed.
When Your Phone Has No Signal, You Go All Lion King on It.
It amazes me that we still Lion King our ‘smart’ phones. You’d think that the networks would be better by now; or we’d have learned that it doesn’t help. Still, it makes us feel better so we do it.
When in Doubt, Remember FISH: Fuck It, Shit Happens
Not every day is going to go right. So when things go wrong, just yell FISH and leave.
Aliens won’t invade Earth. We are too messed up.
Have you ever stopped to think about how many different languages there are and how messed up they are? In English, we have lots of words that start with the sound of one letter, but start with a completely different letter. Why? Then we have there their and they’re. Not to mention that you can … Read more
This is my pet. His name is Peeve. I hate him.
Can’t love all your pets all the time. Especially if you name yours Peeve. Then he’s just your pet Peeve. God he’s annoying. via the cool kids over at Cyanide and Happiness
This is the best gaming mouse.
Ever wondered what the best gaming mouse was? Well this little guy looks to be the best to me. Even the screen says he’s a winner.
I Run… As Slow As Internet Explorer … But I Run
I may be slow, I may not be prefect, everyone may laugh at me, but at least I’m trying!